I never cared for stories until you entered mine
And now my only wish is that our plots may interwine
© enterprizer

(Source: neonqueer)

posted 8 hours ago with 6,074 notes
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mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

posted 9 hours ago with 1,067,342 notes

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posted 9 hours ago with 82,827 notes

shoutucker2:

your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto 

(Source: subparanime)

posted 9 hours ago with 30,735 notes

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

posted 9 hours ago with 350,743 notes

(Source: xbelieve-in-magicx)

oldrockstars:

school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle

posted 9 hours ago with 202,021 notes

prekslut:

creepiest things on earth:

  • spiders
  • ghosts
  • spider ghosts
  • men over 35 who wear abercrombie
posted 9 hours ago with 101,911 notes

tami-taylors-hair:

lydiduh:

But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!

posted 9 hours ago with 35,323 notes
posted 9 hours ago with 1,977 notes

owlmylove:

charlottelabouff:

Remember when I was temporarily blind and my mom took me shopping but I got lost in the parking lot and ended up confused and in a hole and she just took pictures instead of helping me

this was wild from start to finish

posted 9 hours ago with 123,319 notes
vanillabun:

crushes man

vanillabun:

crushes man

(Source: kenkoz)

posted 9 hours ago with 83,412 notes
, me

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posted 9 hours ago with 130,617 notes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

oh-no-nicola:

mylifeinwidescreen:

a japanese company is about to start selling eye glasses based on type design.

this is a dream come true.

I’ll take 10 pairs in comic sans bold please

I’ll take 70 in wingdings.

posted 9 hours ago with 37,064 notes