I never cared for stories until you entered mine
And now my only wish is that our plots may interwine
© enterprizer

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

  1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
  2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

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sosuperawesome:

Mini paintings on cedar by Cathy McMurray on Etsy

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rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

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Anthony: It’s a particularly unpleasant scene, that. I did not enjoy that.

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fallontonight:

Jimmy weighs the good with the bad in Pros and Cons: A Joe Biden Presidency!

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chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

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hannibal + drugs

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Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

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*

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wzrdkelley:

this nigga feet look like hockey sticks my god

wzrdkelley:

this nigga feet look like hockey sticks my god

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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meanplastic:

I said no but i kept the ring

meanplastic:

I said no but i kept the ring

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