I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive.
Am I the only one who thinks about Vlad’s past?
Like what kind of family did he have? How was he brought up? Was football a big thing in his house or was it just Vlad wearing the green and gold? Did he like/hate his family? Why aren’t they constantly trying to mooch money off of Affluence Magazine’s “Billionaire of the Year”?
We don’t really know anything about Vlad.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
i will not accept any lesser death than death by dragon
why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
When you have a really “good” answer.