I never cared for stories until you entered mine
And now my only wish is that our plots may interwine
© enterprizer
me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

posted 20 hours ago with 33,154 notes

josephfrancismazzelloiii:

who knows how many as of yet undiscovered species of pikachu await us out there

posted 20 hours ago with 10,523 notes
thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

posted 20 hours ago with 30,525 notes

riningear:

shainagrace:

violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

ooooooooooo

[EXHALES DEEPLY] 

posted 20 hours ago with 146,003 notes

unclefather:

i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”

posted 20 hours ago with 39,750 notes
sharingneedles:

I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME

sharingneedles:

I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME

posted 20 hours ago with 60,040 notes

(Source: moiros1)

posted 20 hours ago with 2,604 notes

(Source: best-of-memes)

posted 20 hours ago with 105,789 notes

Here’s a thing I made

posted 20 hours ago with 4 notes

levindis:

Current Status:

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posted 20 hours ago with 3,442 notes

potterlovermore:

I can’t even properly tie my shoes

posted 20 hours ago with 278,556 notes

b-1427:

"you cant love that character THAT much!!"

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posted 20 hours ago with 31,955 notes
augustussinclairofficial:

R I S E
posted 20 hours ago with 30,210 notes

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

posted 20 hours ago with 168,782 notes

acappellaheffalumps:

I love the beginning of the introduction of countries at the olympics because it starts off with the smaller countries

you know just little groups

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but then

out of nowhere 

they arrive

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CANADA

posted 20 hours ago with 160,922 notes