your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle
creepiest things on earth:
- spider ghosts
- men over 35 who wear abercrombie
But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!
"He’s going to touch me… there!”
[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]
What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!